maybe im old but i remember when open source wasnt a business model
...I slip into my loafers and wizard hat
The C Languagehttps://archive.org/details/byte-magazine-1983-08
what is a corn dog? a new meme for you!
Aliens finally make contact, offer to move the boat
40s: programming is lowly womens work
80s: the Male Brain is optimized for touching computer
fuck DST, all my homies hate DST
A little railway operatable by the residents of Nordstrandischmoor with their own custom train cars.
just thought about sgt. chowdown
imagine a password field that ONLY allowed paste
the advice of “you should write libraries not services” assumes that an organization composed of primarily backend engineers can just as easily do release engineering
cybercoiners in 2011: i guess i'll gpu mine on my imac, but i'll ctrl-c it when i'm playing the minecraft betacybercoiners in 2021: see this jpeg? i spent $29,510 so everyone knows i spent $29,510 on it
the new Saved By The Bell kicks ass, lots of 30 rock energy (some of the same writers)
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(Hideo Kojima coming up with a name for a guy that has a big truck and a loud motorcycle)Let’s go with ‘Obnoxious Babyman’
baby toys are like 'encourages learning!' (yells "triangle" at your kid while lights flash)
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