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irc may be old and clunky but at least it can't get acquired by salesforce

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if you get enough smart programmers together all they do is make lisp, so you have to make sure theres some less-smart "control rod" programmers in the team

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i'm not like the other girls, but i do have an identical hash value, which may result in surprising worst case behavior

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Today as you injest your stimulant to recover from last night's run on the megacorp, jacking in to the warm glow of pixels being flung at your mirror-shade covered eyes,

Try to remember the true meaning of Cyber Monday.

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got k3s running on an rpi4 so naturally i
need a cluster of them now

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i will never ever ever forget the day that a server being down at apple prevented my work computer from running non-apple software. for once, it felt incredibly vindicating to be a linux edgelord

since cookie monster drives the food truck from sesame street on public roads, he must be at least 16 years old, canonically

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“Don’t write down you passwords” my ass, I have like 1000 of them and they’re scattered all over my desk and under folders and coffee cups, you want to hack this bitch??? It’s gonna be like a game of fucking MYST

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It's kind of funny in retrospect that the programming language whose mantra was "There Should Be Only One Way To Do It" featured two separately maintained, incompatible, versions of itself for 11 years.

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The fact that Doc from back to the future pronounces it "Jiggawatts" suggests he's only ever read it, and that he's entirely self-taught

i am absolutely spellbound by Ted Chiang’s short stories, a definite must read if you are into sci-fi

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Many dogs, cats
Many flowers, parks
Why
Why so many parks
Flowers, cats, dogs

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"trusted advertising partners" is the new "clean coal"

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I like to think of Mastodon as Twitter's shadow realm: mysterious, parallel but not quite touching, anyone with accounts on both can call themselves a planeswalker

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