capotej @capotej@mytoot.net

turkey pan comes with word of wisdom

Good morning!

This user is still in bed.

this line feels very @capotej #Hades #NintendoSwitch

“Don’t write down you passwords” my ass, I have like 1000 of them and they’re scattered all over my desk and under folders and coffee cups, you want to hack this bitch??? It’s gonna be like a game of fucking MYST

It's kind of funny in retrospect that the programming language whose mantra was "There Should Be Only One Way To Do It" featured two separately maintained, incompatible, versions of itself for 11 years.

The fact that Doc from back to the future pronounces it "Jiggawatts" suggests he's only ever read it, and that he's entirely self-taught

Many dogs, cats
Many flowers, parks
Why
Why so many parks
Flowers, cats, dogs

"trusted advertising partners" is the new "clean coal"

I like to think of Mastodon as Twitter's shadow realm: mysterious, parallel but not quite touching, anyone with accounts on both can call themselves a planeswalker

Ducktales pronounced like tamales

printer out of magenta looking ass

swear to god if I ever learn what monads are they better not be functions wrapping functions or some bullshit

Jask: jort mask