capotej @capotej@mytoot.net

"As a general rule, avoid running npm in production environments." - https://nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerability/december-2019-security-releases/

That sums up my feelings nicely!

What I say when I leave the room

to be clear cars in general are fucked, I don't even know how to drive, and towns should just have like a truck library where you go get one if you need to haul manure or something

People get so shocked when I tell them I've raised two kids alone, got my PHD in Psychotherapy, work full time during the have a night job and a successful business from home. I maintain all friendships and a social life and donate to charity. Anything is possible when you lie

can't wait to be resurrected by aliens that found my code in an arctic ice shelf 9000 years from now and want me to fix it to support 5 digit years

Halloween costume

How's my favourite branch doing?

goose game in the new yorker. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-joy-of-untitled-goose-game-in-a-time-of-moral-crisis

In case you were curious, it is possible to travel from El Paso to Winnipeg by public transportation. Apple maps found a way. (Google insists that you fly.)

Truth in advertising. Somebody forgot to change the default placard in the napkin holder.

It’s messed up that there’s power over Ethernet but no power over wifi