capotej @capotej@mytoot.net

"trusted advertising partners" is the new "clean coal"

I like to think of Mastodon as Twitter's shadow realm: mysterious, parallel but not quite touching, anyone with accounts on both can call themselves a planeswalker

Ducktales pronounced like tamales

printer out of magenta looking ass

swear to god if I ever learn what monads are they better not be functions wrapping functions or some bullshit

Jask: jort mask

"To keep reading this story, create a free account"

When Britney declaims "You better work, bitch," she evinces a fascist, anti-labor ethos of the dancefloor; her promises of a Maserati and a Bugatti are the rags-to-riches lie of USian capitalism which so much of the working class aspires to achieve despite persistently low class mobility. Her alignment with Capital is made clear in the fourth verse: "I make the governor call me the governor." In this essay,

y'know some days ur the quick selection tool, and some days ur just the blob brush

on the one hand, this guy on youtube won't let me store my whole name, but on the other hand i can be over 2 billion years old and pick one of exactly 256 possible genders

no one: ...
literally no one: ...
me: I wrote ten thousand words about developing a pattern language in the video game Satisfactory

https://aphyr.com/posts/351-a-satisfactory-way-of-building

TIL There was a synthesizer made by Evgeny Murzin which was played by etched “images onto glass sheets covered in black putty and feed them into a machine that shines light through the etchings, trigging a wide range of tones.” It was made in 1938

#RetroHardware #Music
https://boingboing.net/2012/06/27/synth.html