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People get so shocked when I tell them I've raised two kids alone, got my PHD in Psychotherapy, work full time during the have a night job and a successful business from home. I maintain all friendships and a social life and donate to charity. Anything is possible when you lie

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can't wait to be resurrected by aliens that found my code in an arctic ice shelf 9000 years from now and want me to fix it to support 5 digit years

noone ever believes me but redbull pairs exceptionally well with chocolate

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*takes a deep breath* python is a horrible first language to teach

untitled goose is easily my game of the year and possibly the best game ive played in several years

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In case you were curious, it is possible to travel from El Paso to Winnipeg by public transportation. Apple maps found a way. (Google insists that you fly.)
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Truth in advertising. Somebody forgot to change the default placard in the napkin holder.

the “early access” trend in gaming has completely changed how i consume and enjoy games, buying a finished game now seems
boring in comparison

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It’s messed up that there’s power over Ethernet but no power over wifi

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"lol amazon prime day? more like garage sale at the toilet store day"

- @capotej

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Purchased my house from a Mormon family and found an old VHS tape above my heating system

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ah yes the part of the Brooklyn Museum where the boss fight takes place

the Das Boot TV series on hulu is really well done

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Shout out to one of my all time favorite internet things: this collection of images of novelty baby clothing on zazzle but with the default model switched to an adult.

babyfeud.tumblr.com/

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