capotej @capotej@mytoot.net

People get so shocked when I tell them I've raised two kids alone, got my PHD in Psychotherapy, work full time during the have a night job and a successful business from home. I maintain all friendships and a social life and donate to charity. Anything is possible when you lie

can't wait to be resurrected by aliens that found my code in an arctic ice shelf 9000 years from now and want me to fix it to support 5 digit years

Halloween costume

How's my favourite branch doing?

goose game in the new yorker. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-joy-of-untitled-goose-game-in-a-time-of-moral-crisis

In case you were curious, it is possible to travel from El Paso to Winnipeg by public transportation. Apple maps found a way. (Google insists that you fly.)

Truth in advertising. Somebody forgot to change the default placard in the napkin holder.

It’s messed up that there’s power over Ethernet but no power over wifi

"lol amazon prime day? more like garage sale at the toilet store day"

- @capotej

Purchased my house from a Mormon family and found an old VHS tape above my heating system

ah yes the part of the Brooklyn Museum where the boss fight takes place

Shout out to one of my all time favorite internet things: this collection of images of novelty baby clothing on zazzle but with the default model switched to an adult.

https://babyfeud.tumblr.com/